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Top Ten Ways To Know A Religious/Theological Conversation Is Going Nowhere

Okay, so you're a Christian and you have engaged or have been engaged in a discussion about religion in general or some more specific theological discussion. How many of us have spent lots amount of time in such a discussion just to find out the other participants were so relativistic minded or so full of themselves that the discussion ended up nowhere? Well, here are 10 signs that a religious or theological conversation is going nowhere. If the person does one of the following, your time is probably wasted.

10.They begin with "I think..." or "I believe..."
9. They mention Rob Bell or Brian McLaren favorably.
8. They keep talking about their personal experiences.
7. They don't use theology terms because they don't like labels.
6. They keep referring to historic Christianity as "churchianity".
5. They never refer to any specific verse in the Bible.
4. They quote a bunch of philosophers.
3. They have you call them "Doctor".
2. They talk over you everytime you speak.
1. They refer you to their website every 5 minutes.

We Got Em' - Osama Bin Laden Song

We Got Em!
We finally found em' --
Osama Bin Laden --
We finally got em' --
Helis from the sky --
He had to die --
Shot in the eye --


Dressed em' in whilte --
Did what is right --
Osama Bin Laden --
Threw em' in the ocean --
In the middle of the night --


We finally found em' --
Osama Bin Laden --
We finally got em' --
Helis from the sky --
He had to die --
Shot in the eye --


Seal Team Six --
Got a fix --
Props to Ft. Dix --


We finally found em' --
Osama Bin Laden --
We finally got em' --
Helis from the sky --
He had to die --
Shot in the eye --


BYE! BYE!

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If Obama's Agenda Was A Game

Obama Game

I often play civilization strategy/war games on the computer, both online and off. During an online game, I started joking with some of the other players about their tax policies on their population and said that my taxation was set at 100% and that my population had 0% unemployment because my citizens were all receiving government subsidies. To further the geeky fun, I told them I disbanded my society's military after making promises to the liberal supporters that if they elected me, I would make sure all our enemies loved us and would never want to kill us.

For you gamers out there, stop for a moment and think what it would really be like if you put into practice in your civilization games, the agendas of men like Barak Obama.

ObamaCare: Cash For Clunkers

Modeled after the "Cash For Clunkers" program, you too can trade-in your old "clunker" of a grandparent for FREE taxpayer money!!!

Cash for Clunkers Obamacare

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