The Kingdom Come

Cartoon - Church Mice

A guy is sinking in his boat and the water is up to his knees.

A guy in another boat pulls up to him and tells him to get onto the boat.

The man in the sinking boat only says, "I'm a firm believer in

A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past.

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff, Arizona (about 140 miles). He got as far as Black Canyon City (about 40 miles) before the mountains just became too much and he could go

Cartoon - Kartoon Knuggetts

An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice.

The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't

About two years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining roo

A large flywheel company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.  T

At a very select golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left.

The first golfer teed off and h

A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the

Cartoon - After Eden

EXPERTS WARN OF THREAT FROM 100GB BUG

Firebringer News Service (FBNS) - Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the 100GB Bug.

The language of the internet is full of shortcuts.  Some, like LOL (laugh out loud) and KISS(keep It Simple Stupid) have gone mainstream. 

But new online lingo is alw

During the second Gulf War, an Air Force colonel routinely flew on different aircraft to familiarize
himself with their capabilities. 

One day he was aboard an inte

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring. So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering."

"Well, there is one operatio

Our 13 year old niece spent last night with us.  When we dropped her off at home, my sister-in-law asked how she behaved.  "She was an angel," I informed her.

"Really

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him--his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it.  

2 Dead, Some Churches Impose Outright Ban

Healing services, fundraising scripts most affected