The Kingdom Come

You all should be aware of hurricane preparations, but in case you need a refresher course:

We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any minute now, you're going

I don’t know how many brothers and sisters Jesus had, but there's a sibling rivalry that you'd never get over. I wonder if others complained to James, the brother of Jesus...

The Back Pew

The proprietor of a successful optical shop was instructing his son on how to charge a customer.

"After you have fitted the customer's glasses," he said, "and he asks you what

Put M & M's into a cute container and add these directions:

To temporarily calm your craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one.

A

Cartoon - Church Mice

A ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members.

"How are you feeling?" the visitor asked.

A fire started on some grassland near a farm. The county fire department was called to put the fire out. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone  suggested that a nearby volunteer bun

Cartoon - After Eden

One day, a young camel decided to ask his father some questions about growing up.

"Daddy, why is it that we have humps on our backs?"

Even though I was an engineering student at the University  of Maryland, chemistry was a required course in my day. 

The Professor, on the first day of class, asked e

You ever notice whenever your mother messes something up in your life it's always because she was just trying to help?

After starting a new diet, I altered my drive to town to avoid passing my favorite bakery.

I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window was a host of

Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said; "If you were my husband I wou

One Sunday morning, Sue took a friend of hers who is blind to church with her. 

Several of the children in the congregation were fascinated with her  Braille Bible.&#

At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but he wouldn't tell us why.  No amount of discussion could get him to change his mind. 

Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to where security temporarily holds suspects.

One day security officers were questioning a

2 Dead, Some Churches Impose Outright Ban

Healing services, fundraising scripts most affected